Mark Twain's One Man Show Radio Show, Presented by Mark Twain's One Man Show And Better!

Episode 27: Codpasting

2010-02-06T16:05:00.003-06:00

We're back from the Time Warp, and things seem a bit... off. Who else is ready to blame Past Duchow for this one?

Title or http://www.box.net/shared/51eezyh4p9 to listen.

Episode 26: The Second Rule of Podcasting

2009-12-30T10:48:00.003-06:00

We're back after an unintentional break with more CLASSIC BRIAN. Last time it was decided that our clearest course of action was to travel to the past, so that Future Brian could kick Past Brian's ass for not being as funny. Let's see how that turns out, shall we?

Hit the title or http://www.box.net/shared/bd1ald5v33 to listen.

Episode 25 - The Zombaradox

2009-12-12T11:03:00.004-06:00

In this week's episode, we dive deeper into the thick of the plot, perverting time and space to our own casual whims. Naturally, we use this for only highly intelligent and important tasks.

In a semi-related note, I've gotten some feedback that people just don't get "Bizarro Manager". I thought that was an easy one, but apparently not. I believe the whole Bizarro concept was started with Bizarro Superman, but we're mostly paying tribute to this classic episode of Sealab 2021.
http://www.sealab2021x.com/season-2/bizarro/

As typical, title or http://www.box.net/shared/j2aly6z7u0 gets you some sweet sweet podcast.

Episode 24: Welcome to the Present!

2009-12-06T01:18:00.003-06:00

We bring back an old friend, much to his discomfort. My apologies in advance if you start getting lost in the plot.

Smack up the title or http://www.box.net/shared/nv2zjdu8j7 to listen.

Episode 23: Challenge the Rock!

2009-11-18T22:44:00.003-06:00

The manage sees this video, http://fallonyoursword.com/ShatnerOfTheMount.html , and gets all kinds of ideas in his head. We also discuss his insane plans in further detail.
Oh, and A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES!
Hopefully we can beat him in a one on one fight, and thus unlock him for multiplayer.

Hit the title or http://www.box.net/shared/y68qupb20j to listen

Episode 22 - Business Takeout

2009-11-06T22:38:00.004-06:00

And we're back! We've got our biggest guest yet! As such, the story line starts taking some turns. You won't want to miss this. Though, really, if you're reading this, I probably don't need to convince you to listen. So, be a dear and click the title or http://www.box.net/shared/gu51pqcvu7 to listen.

Orc Horns Day '09!

2009-10-23T17:53:00.001-05:00

The blog had some issues, so the show's been delayed. Happy late Orc Horns Day to everybody, though. Here's some links:

www.cafepress.com/MTOMS
www.thesixtyone.com/MTOMS

Title or http://www.box.net/shared/blinjlxtcd, pick your poison.

Episode 21: Keepin' Everybody Good

2009-07-25T19:26:00.003-05:00

Woah, wait, we're back? I should probably be wearing pants for this.

In this episode, we take on some collossal powers. No really, I am completely serious. We also discuss some serious issues in regards to the future of the series, so pay attention, you ninny.

Special thanks to Brian Dorn of www.dorncreations.com
Here's hoping it was as embarassing for you as it should be! Hope to see you around these parts again.

As usual, hit the title for the show, or http://www.box.net/shared/nd4pcm1l1n to listen.

Episode 20: Obligated by International Law

2009-05-23T21:04:00.003-05:00

A direct continuation of Episode 19. I'd type more, but there is quite the mess in my bedroom, apparently.

Smack up the title or http://www.box.net/shared/31ebgex4om to listen.

Also: I seriously apologize for the garbling. I know it kills a couple jokes, but there's nothing we can do to fix it.

Episode 19: Excellent Spatial Reasoning

2009-05-18T13:59:00.004-05:00

Another week, another Audition. This time we have the mysterious Bob joining us. To be honest, I probably deserve this.

Also, as mentioned, we have a new song up, the incredible Bear Batman. If you haven't listened, get there as quick as you can. If you hae, listen again, get our rating back up. We're so close to being in the top 100 for Rock General, and we can get back into the top 10 of Hard Rock easy. The link for that is http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_songInfo.cfm?bandID=423861&songID=7601875 , and if you roam around there you can find some of our old stuff as well.

As for the podcast, hit the title or http://www.box.net/shared/eokxerdo5m to listen.

Episode 18: Robot with Genitals

2009-05-06T20:15:00.003-05:00

Time for another audition, this time Raine Lawliet from http://rainelawliet.livejournal.com . This time around, our Manager takes an active role in the process. For Raine, this is unfortunate.

Slap up the title or hit http://www.box.net/shared/aqfqu0aohe to listen.

Episode 17: Elastic Bubblers

2009-04-29T17:00:00.002-05:00

Today we have a very special episode of the MTOMSRS, the first in our Audition series. We're thrilled to say that our guest stars for this week are none other than Paul & Storm, those fellows we wound up "cyberstalking" last year.
So, to repay them the favor, give them some traffic. Go check out their Podcast, Paul & Storm Talk About Some Stuff For Five to Ten Minutes (On Average), go listen to their music and what not, all that fun times. It's all available at www.paulandstorm.com. Don't forget to go to one of their shows as well, good times guaranteed.

As always, hit the title or http://www.box.net/shared/63i37dxzps to listen.

Episode 16: Fucked Up Space Beach

2009-04-21T17:06:00.003-05:00

The reasoning behind this one will be clear within moments of your listening. God DAMN IT Duchow.

Hit the title or http://www.box.net/shared/v6vq0fst9v to listen.

Episode 15: 40 Hours on the Shirt Makin' Machine

2009-04-02T22:38:00.006-05:00

Unexpected things happen almost immediately, and tension builds pretty damn high with a surprise guest. How will shape the future of MTOMSRS? Find out as we dive right back into our probably idiotic storyline.

Hit the title or http://www.box.net/shared/lnibidetbx to listen.

Episode 14: Opted for Crackers

2009-03-17T15:04:00.003-05:00

So, I feel I need to apologize in this box here. Problem is, I am not sure which I should apologize for more: The concept, or the audio quality.

Hit the title or http://www.box.net/shared/zc7pakquut to listen.

Episode 13: More Flirty Than Expected

2009-03-08T23:52:00.004-05:00

Brian's a bitch. Exhibit A: This podcast.
Here we talk about important topics such as Jobs, songs, Twitter, and, most significantly, Brian being a bitch.
Man, that happens a lot, doesn't it?

Hit the title or http://www.box.net/shared/2fhl7elx4b to listen.

Edit: twitter.com/mtoms , for anyone that couldn't just guess that.

Episode 12: She'll forget you were a boyscout

2009-01-31T22:45:00.003-06:00

After a long wait, Mark Twain's One Man Show Radio Show has finally triumphantly returned. Today, we are taken by british, we respond to a musical challenge, discuss the enigma of Shael Riley, and let slip what concerts we plan to attend. Help us all.

Hit the title or http://www.box.net/shared/69fb31h4y7 to listen.

Episode 11: MTOMSRSVS

2008-12-08T14:55:00.002-06:00

Episode 10: That guy owns a Hammer

2008-12-03T15:48:00.003-06:00

Time for another hella delayed episode from us truly. Episode 10!
A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES.

Also, I forgot to mention Paul & Storm, via our Storm Watch and Paul Watch. No progress has been made, as far as we know. Also, no progress on Paul Watch, so those of you who said he'd pick up by 10 are WRONG. Shame on you.

Hit the title or http://www.box.net/shared/fll6r7aesx to listen.

Episode 9: Ambassador of Clobber

2008-11-16T23:24:00.002-06:00

Episode 9 is on time! So long as you live in the Central Time Zone or somewhere that celebrates an earlier time of day than us. Today's episode celebrates the reason why Episode 8 was so damn late. I would like to apologize for the low volume, I literally could not get that going louder.

MTOMSRS:
Home of Storm Watch, Paul Watch, and Paul Watch. Go us!

Hit the title or http://www.box.net/shared/i9kuy1ahnv to listen.

Episode 8: Running for Presidenting

2008-11-12T23:27:00.003-06:00

Yeah, my bad on the late update. This week we discuss some things and take a caller! And I mean TAKE a caller. It's the steamiest podcast yet!

Hit the title or http://www.box.net/shared/xgxircf6ax to listen.

Wait, Episode 7's Recording?

2008-10-27T00:44:00.004-05:00

So Brian's a dick. You'll understand shortly.

Hit the title or http://www.box.net/shared/t74eujkmxf to listen.

Merry Orc Horns Day!

2008-10-23T01:14:00.002-05:00

It's October 23rd, 2008, the 3rd anniversary of the smash hit, No Orc Horns, and to celebrate we've constructed our very own holiday. What do you get beyond bullshit? Bonus content sucka! Included in this bonus podcast (there will still be one this weekend!) is two brand new songs, probably in their demo version, crafted specifically for this occasion, but have nothing to do with it lyrically. So come one in, join the fun, and let us know how YOU are celebrating this occassion!

Hit the Title or http://www.box.net/shared/5iqxe2xo6t to listen.

It's... Episode 6

2008-10-20T10:57:00.003-05:00

Secrets are revealed in a revealing and secretive manner! The thrilling partial conclusion to our epic story arc, that we totally didn't think was going to happen when we started this.

Hit the title or http://www.box.net/shared/zicvse4l85 to listen.

Celebrate Orc Horns Day October 23rd!!!

Episode... 5!

2008-10-12T12:21:00.004-05:00

The thrilling continuation of episodes previous. When we last left, Wilhelm had just made his first stop on his journey back home, only to be immediately kidnapped by a fan. What dark horrors await him?

Hit the title or http://www.box.net/shared/yus147hu63 to listen.

Also, if anyone can tell us how episode 1 was downloaded [b]127 times[/b] I would heavily appreciate it!

Captains Log: Episode 4

2008-10-05T14:36:00.003-05:00

Bill and Duchow leave the evil clutches of, uh, Duchow, and try to make their way back to Madison. This is easier typed, and said if you're into that kind of thing, than done.

MTOMS members need to stop dying. This is getting out of control.

Click the title or http://www.box.net/shared/ohunpdh2ft to listen

Special Bonus Video that doesn't involve us!

2008-10-02T19:01:00.003-05:00

Long time friend of the band Sephy has composed an enjoyable music video, and we are totally going to host that shit to the max. Be sure to compliment her so that she'll do a video for Hentai Day or something. Gotta keep that dream alive.

E-E-EPISODE 3 TIME

2008-09-27T16:46:00.003-05:00

Bill has been kidnapped! It is now Duchow's turn to lead the podcast. Clearly this is the best show. Prepare yourself for Duchow presents Mark Twain's One Man Show Radio Show by Duchow.

Click the Title to listen, or hit http://www.box.net/shared/bp56xz6fp0

Episode 2

2008-09-19T19:08:00.003-05:00

We've got the second one online. Yeah, that's right, we're actually doing this shit.

I give my apologies to Aissie, who wound up getting cut out again, since her recording didn't work. I feel damn bad about that, poor girl.

We had a shoutout to Paul & Storm in there too. I mention it here because I know they're watching and we want to guest on their podcast, or viceversa. Get on that fellows.

Todays guest stars are Duchow, Sephy, and our biggest fan.

Got a suggestion/question but hate commenting? Rampor@gmail.com

Hit the title or http://www.box.net/shared/9mmd89gznf to listen.

Episode 1!

2008-09-13T21:23:00.005-05:00

I wanted to name this "The Phantom Menace", but I've been told that then I would no longer be the coolest person in the world.

Featuring Special Guest Star: Nani! Yaaay, Nani!

Hit the title or go to http://www.box.net/shared/ch8ujqmifg to listen.

-Wilhelm

The Space Viking Fund

2008-09-13T19:57:00.000-05:00

Many of you are intense fans of the classic track, Space, Ja! I know this. I can smell it in your hair. We also enjoyed it. So much so, that we are establishing a proposition.

You see, Wilhelm owns a videocamera, and we're crazy as hell. So, if we can save up enough money to get 3 Space Viking costumes, we will make a video of us doing a live Space, Ja! skit on State St., without warning anyone we will do so. It'll be silly fun.
There will be a Paypal account set up for the band soon, so keep an eye out, and thanks!