Episode 27: Codpasting

We're back from the Time Warp, and things seem a bit... off. Who else is ready to blame Past Duchow for this one?

Title or http://www.box.net/shared/51eezyh4p9 to listen.

Episode 26: The Second Rule of Podcasting

We're back after an unintentional break with more CLASSIC BRIAN. Last time it was decided that our clearest course of action was to travel to the past, so that Future Brian could kick Past Brian's ass for not being as funny. Let's see how that turns out, shall we?

Hit the title or http://www.box.net/shared/bd1ald5v33 to listen.

Episode 25 - The Zombaradox

In this week's episode, we dive deeper into the thick of the plot, perverting time and space to our own casual whims. Naturally, we use this for only highly intelligent and important tasks.

In a semi-related note, I've gotten some feedback that people just don't get "Bizarro Manager". I thought that was an easy one, but apparently not. I believe the whole Bizarro concept was started with Bizarro Superman, but we're mostly paying tribute to this classic episode of Sealab 2021.
http://www.sealab2021x.com/season-2/bizarro/

As typical, title or http://www.box.net/shared/j2aly6z7u0 gets you some sweet sweet podcast.

Episode 23: Challenge the Rock!

The manage sees this video, http://fallonyoursword.com/ShatnerOfTheMount.html , and gets all kinds of ideas in his head. We also discuss his insane plans in further detail.
Oh, and A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES!
Hopefully we can beat him in a one on one fight, and thus unlock him for multiplayer.

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Episode 22 - Business Takeout

And we're back! We've got our biggest guest yet! As such, the story line starts taking some turns. You won't want to miss this. Though, really, if you're reading this, I probably don't need to convince you to listen. So, be a dear and click the title or http://www.box.net/shared/gu51pqcvu7 to listen.

Orc Horns Day '09!

The blog had some issues, so the show's been delayed. Happy late Orc Horns Day to everybody, though. Here's some links:

www.cafepress.com/MTOMS
www.thesixtyone.com/MTOMS

Title or http://www.box.net/shared/blinjlxtcd, pick your poison.

Episode 21: Keepin' Everybody Good

Woah, wait, we're back? I should probably be wearing pants for this.

In this episode, we take on some collossal powers. No really, I am completely serious. We also discuss some serious issues in regards to the future of the series, so pay attention, you ninny.

Special thanks to Brian Dorn of www.dorncreations.com
Here's hoping it was as embarassing for you as it should be! Hope to see you around these parts again.

As usual, hit the title for the show, or http://www.box.net/shared/nd4pcm1l1n to listen.

Episode 20: Obligated by International Law

A direct continuation of Episode 19. I'd type more, but there is quite the mess in my bedroom, apparently.

Smack up the title or http://www.box.net/shared/31ebgex4om to listen.

Also: I seriously apologize for the garbling. I know it kills a couple jokes, but there's nothing we can do to fix it.

Episode 19: Excellent Spatial Reasoning

Another week, another Audition. This time we have the mysterious Bob joining us. To be honest, I probably deserve this.

Also, as mentioned, we have a new song up, the incredible Bear Batman. If you haven't listened, get there as quick as you can. If you hae, listen again, get our rating back up. We're so close to being in the top 100 for Rock General, and we can get back into the top 10 of Hard Rock easy. The link for that is http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_songInfo.cfm?bandID=423861&songID=7601875 , and if you roam around there you can find some of our old stuff as well.

As for the podcast, hit the title or http://www.box.net/shared/eokxerdo5m to listen.

Episode 18: Robot with Genitals

Time for another audition, this time Raine Lawliet from http://rainelawliet.livejournal.com . This time around, our Manager takes an active role in the process. For Raine, this is unfortunate.

Slap up the title or hit http://www.box.net/shared/aqfqu0aohe to listen.

Episode 16: Fucked Up Space Beach

The reasoning behind this one will be clear within moments of your listening. God DAMN IT Duchow.

Hit the title or http://www.box.net/shared/v6vq0fst9v to listen.

Episode 15: 40 Hours on the Shirt Makin' Machine

Unexpected things happen almost immediately, and tension builds pretty damn high with a surprise guest. How will shape the future of MTOMSRS? Find out as we dive right back into our probably idiotic storyline.

Hit the title or http://www.box.net/shared/lnibidetbx to listen.

Episode 13: More Flirty Than Expected

Brian's a bitch. Exhibit A: This podcast.
Here we talk about important topics such as Jobs, songs, Twitter, and, most significantly, Brian being a bitch.
Man, that happens a lot, doesn't it?

Hit the title or http://www.box.net/shared/2fhl7elx4b to listen.

Edit: twitter.com/mtoms , for anyone that couldn't just guess that.

Episode 12: She'll forget you were a boyscout

After a long wait, Mark Twain's One Man Show Radio Show has finally triumphantly returned. Today, we are taken by british, we respond to a musical challenge, discuss the enigma of Shael Riley, and let slip what concerts we plan to attend. Help us all.

Hit the title or http://www.box.net/shared/69fb31h4y7 to listen.

Episode 10: That guy owns a Hammer

Time for another hella delayed episode from us truly. Episode 10!
A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES.

Also, I forgot to mention Paul & Storm, via our Storm Watch and Paul Watch. No progress has been made, as far as we know. Also, no progress on Paul Watch, so those of you who said he'd pick up by 10 are WRONG. Shame on you.

Hit the title or http://www.box.net/shared/fll6r7aesx to listen.

Episode 9: Ambassador of Clobber

Episode 9 is on time! So long as you live in the Central Time Zone or somewhere that celebrates an earlier time of day than us. Today's episode celebrates the reason why Episode 8 was so damn late. I would like to apologize for the low volume, I literally could not get that going louder.

MTOMSRS:
Home of Storm Watch, Paul Watch, and Paul Watch. Go us!

Hit the title or http://www.box.net/shared/i9kuy1ahnv to listen.

Episode 8: Running for Presidenting

Yeah, my bad on the late update. This week we discuss some things and take a caller! And I mean TAKE a caller. It's the steamiest podcast yet!

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Wait, Episode 7's Recording?

So Brian's a dick. You'll understand shortly.

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Merry Orc Horns Day!

It's October 23rd, 2008, the 3rd anniversary of the smash hit, No Orc Horns, and to celebrate we've constructed our very own holiday. What do you get beyond bullshit? Bonus content sucka! Included in this bonus podcast (there will still be one this weekend!) is two brand new songs, probably in their demo version, crafted specifically for this occasion, but have nothing to do with it lyrically. So come one in, join the fun, and let us know how YOU are celebrating this occassion!

Hit the Title or http://www.box.net/shared/5iqxe2xo6t to listen.

Episode... 5!

The thrilling continuation of episodes previous. When we last left, Wilhelm had just made his first stop on his journey back home, only to be immediately kidnapped by a fan. What dark horrors await him?

Hit the title or http://www.box.net/shared/yus147hu63 to listen.

Also, if anyone can tell us how episode 1 was downloaded [b]127 times[/b] I would heavily appreciate it!