Episode 11: MTOMSRSVS

Episode 10: That guy owns a Hammer

Time for another hella delayed episode from us truly. Episode 10!
A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES.

Also, I forgot to mention Paul & Storm, via our Storm Watch and Paul Watch. No progress has been made, as far as we know. Also, no progress on Paul Watch, so those of you who said he'd pick up by 10 are WRONG. Shame on you.

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Episode 9: Ambassador of Clobber

Episode 9 is on time! So long as you live in the Central Time Zone or somewhere that celebrates an earlier time of day than us. Today's episode celebrates the reason why Episode 8 was so damn late. I would like to apologize for the low volume, I literally could not get that going louder.

MTOMSRS:
Home of Storm Watch, Paul Watch, and Paul Watch. Go us!

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Episode 8: Running for Presidenting

Yeah, my bad on the late update. This week we discuss some things and take a caller! And I mean TAKE a caller. It's the steamiest podcast yet!

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Wait, Episode 7's Recording?

So Brian's a dick. You'll understand shortly.

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Merry Orc Horns Day!

It's October 23rd, 2008, the 3rd anniversary of the smash hit, No Orc Horns, and to celebrate we've constructed our very own holiday. What do you get beyond bullshit? Bonus content sucka! Included in this bonus podcast (there will still be one this weekend!) is two brand new songs, probably in their demo version, crafted specifically for this occasion, but have nothing to do with it lyrically. So come one in, join the fun, and let us know how YOU are celebrating this occassion!

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It's... Episode 6

Secrets are revealed in a revealing and secretive manner! The thrilling partial conclusion to our epic story arc, that we totally didn't think was going to happen when we started this.

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Celebrate Orc Horns Day October 23rd!!!

Episode... 5!

The thrilling continuation of episodes previous. When we last left, Wilhelm had just made his first stop on his journey back home, only to be immediately kidnapped by a fan. What dark horrors await him?

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Also, if anyone can tell us how episode 1 was downloaded [b]127 times[/b] I would heavily appreciate it!

Captains Log: Episode 4

Bill and Duchow leave the evil clutches of, uh, Duchow, and try to make their way back to Madison. This is easier typed, and said if you're into that kind of thing, than done.

MTOMS members need to stop dying. This is getting out of control.

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Special Bonus Video that doesn't involve us!

Long time friend of the band Sephy has composed an enjoyable music video, and we are totally going to host that shit to the max. Be sure to compliment her so that she'll do a video for Hentai Day or something. Gotta keep that dream alive.

E-E-EPISODE 3 TIME

Bill has been kidnapped! It is now Duchow's turn to lead the podcast. Clearly this is the best show. Prepare yourself for Duchow presents Mark Twain's One Man Show Radio Show by Duchow.

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Episode 2

We've got the second one online. Yeah, that's right, we're actually doing this shit.

I give my apologies to Aissie, who wound up getting cut out again, since her recording didn't work. I feel damn bad about that, poor girl.

We had a shoutout to Paul & Storm in there too. I mention it here because I know they're watching and we want to guest on their podcast, or viceversa. Get on that fellows.

Todays guest stars are Duchow, Sephy, and our biggest fan.

Got a suggestion/question but hate commenting? Rampor@gmail.com

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Episode 1!

I wanted to name this "The Phantom Menace", but I've been told that then I would no longer be the coolest person in the world.

Featuring Special Guest Star: Nani! Yaaay, Nani!

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-Wilhelm

The Space Viking Fund

Many of you are intense fans of the classic track, Space, Ja! I know this. I can smell it in your hair. We also enjoyed it. So much so, that we are establishing a proposition.

You see, Wilhelm owns a videocamera, and we're crazy as hell. So, if we can save up enough money to get 3 Space Viking costumes, we will make a video of us doing a live Space, Ja! skit on State St., without warning anyone we will do so. It'll be silly fun.
There will be a Paypal account set up for the band soon, so keep an eye out, and thanks!