Wait, Episode 7's Recording?

So Brian's a dick. You'll understand shortly.

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Merry Orc Horns Day!

It's October 23rd, 2008, the 3rd anniversary of the smash hit, No Orc Horns, and to celebrate we've constructed our very own holiday. What do you get beyond bullshit? Bonus content sucka! Included in this bonus podcast (there will still be one this weekend!) is two brand new songs, probably in their demo version, crafted specifically for this occasion, but have nothing to do with it lyrically. So come one in, join the fun, and let us know how YOU are celebrating this occassion!

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It's... Episode 6

Secrets are revealed in a revealing and secretive manner! The thrilling partial conclusion to our epic story arc, that we totally didn't think was going to happen when we started this.

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Celebrate Orc Horns Day October 23rd!!!

Episode... 5!

The thrilling continuation of episodes previous. When we last left, Wilhelm had just made his first stop on his journey back home, only to be immediately kidnapped by a fan. What dark horrors await him?

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Also, if anyone can tell us how episode 1 was downloaded [b]127 times[/b] I would heavily appreciate it!

Captains Log: Episode 4

Bill and Duchow leave the evil clutches of, uh, Duchow, and try to make their way back to Madison. This is easier typed, and said if you're into that kind of thing, than done.

MTOMS members need to stop dying. This is getting out of control.

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Special Bonus Video that doesn't involve us!

Long time friend of the band Sephy has composed an enjoyable music video, and we are totally going to host that shit to the max. Be sure to compliment her so that she'll do a video for Hentai Day or something. Gotta keep that dream alive.